Utopian Madness
The true story behind Barfoot’s aversion to filing cabinets.
‘…Barfoot, who had been passed out on the floor of the filing cabinet, stood up, still trouserless…’
In which the crew of the USS Psycho embark upon various unrelated adventures and, inevitably, cause chaos and misery wherever they go.
The true story behind Barfoot’s aversion to filing cabinets.
‘…Barfoot, who had been passed out on the floor of the filing cabinet, stood up, still trouserless…’
Newly-minted Captain Christopher Olding takes his first command, and it isn’t quite what he imagined.
‘…”You do realise you interrupted naptime down here?” Graham said. “And you know I get cranky when I don’t get my nap-nap.”…’
After a stint as the most covert of covert operatives, Wall inadvertently changes the path of Damerell’s entire future.
‘…”I mean, the base jumping thing was fine, and everyone likes a good ride in a fast shuttle, but the whole space-walk-between-shuttles-in-a-homemade-spacesuit was a bit over the top. All in all, though, it was good. Eight, maybe eight-and-a-half out of ten. Needed more time for sightseeing.”…’